YO, BLOG. I MISS YOU. LET'S BE FRIENDS AGAIN?


hopefully this time I stick with it. My spotty performance ain't cuttin it no mo.

Today, I shall blog a great blog...
after I tone my sexy ass into shape,
eat breakfast
do laundry
clean the apartment (because my barbie roommate is finally gone)
and get outside to tan my alabaster skin.

It's my first day off in 14 days! I have SO MUCH TIME!